nothing matters. that’s my essay. 

nothing matters. that’s my essay. 

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best… sex… ever.

best… sex… ever.

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you know that moment you wake up and you just really really really really really really really want to go back to sleep. 

You feel like crap because 

A. you’re sick 

B. you’re mentstrating 

C. you feel like a complete ass 

D. you don’t want to deal with life so you start crying in the middle of the library for no damn reason.  … 

I’m done with today. 

experience it for yourself.

You're not the man I married.

  • gypseian: I'm probably going to go to bed because I'm fucking tired as hell, man.
  • yani: YOU SUCK
  • yani: I GET ON
  • gypseian: NO YOU SUCK
  • yani: AND YOU LEAVE ME
  • gypseian: YOU SAID SEVEN
  • yani: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
  • gypseian: YOU SAID WE WERE GOING DANCING
  • gypseian: AND THAT WE WERE GOING TO A MOVIE
  • gypseian: YOU RUINED MY WHOLE WEEKEND OMFG
  • yani: WHY DONT YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LOVE
  • gypseian: BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN UNSIGHTLY MOLE.
  • yani: OMG
  • yani: YOU SAID YOU COULD HANDLE IT
  • yani: YOU PROMISED IT DIDN"T BOTHER YOU
  • yani: AND I WORE THE CLOWN SUIT
  • gypseian: I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK.
  • yani: did i really?
  • gypseian: no.
  • gypseian: but I did miss you, loser.
  • yani: DUDE
  • yani: SO
  • yani: "BIG BOOTIE BITCHES"
  • yani: IS NOW MY JAM

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